Super-Boost Your Family’s Morale, Fight Stress, and Get Quick Energy in a Crisis With a Food4Patriots Deluxe Desserts Kit!

Dear Patriot,

Even the pickiest eaters in your family can agree on one thing.

Everyone loves dessert!

But what you probably haven’t thought about?

Including dessert foods in your “preparedness plan” is an important part of keeping up your family’s morale – especially in tough times.

Sharing something sweet and familiar with your loved ones could be your only taste of “normal” when life gets turned upside down in a crisis.

Dessert Makes You Happier & Gives You Energy When You Need It Most

In times of uncertainty or chaos, we need reassurance that “everything is going to be okay.”

Recalling fond memories of Mom making a fresh batch of brownies on a rainy Saturday… or homemade chocolate pudding, simmering on the stove?

I think we’d all like to take a trip back in time to relive those experiences.

But did you also know that during an emergency-type situation, we also produce stress hormones that keep us on high alert?

That may sound like a good thing…

But the truth is, extended levels of stress and anxiety can wreak havoc on your stamina.

You can suffer things like… insomnia, poor concentration, heart palpitations, even nausea and depression.

That’s why a supply of healthy sweets is absolutely crucial in a crisis.

And even though we may all think it’s just because most folks have a “sweet tooth,” there’s actually science behind why desserts are good for our overall wellbeing.

Here are some ways that carefully selected desserts can help reduce stress and improve mental and physical performance:

  • Better Mood – Carbohydrate-rich foods spark the brain’s production of “feel good” chemicals like serotonin. Chocolate also contains theobromine, a natural alkaloid that stimulates the brain’s pleasure and comfort response.
  • Improved Morale – When things go to pot, having a familiar food like dessert to indulge in can inspire unity and strengthen morale. It can even give you hope for better times ahead – which is crucial when facing down a crisis.
  • Offers Quick Energy – Consumed in smaller amounts, desserts can give you a real bolt of energy when you need it. Balanced with other nutritious food, it’s the perfect way to top off a tasty meal and keep you fueled up for whatever comes next.
  • Helps Control Cravings – Having a small sweet treat can keep sugar cravings at bay, and help keep you from overindulging and gaining weight.

You can clearly see how dessert is far from the “junk food” so many people have labeled it. Choose the right ones, and desserts can “take the edge off” while infusing your body with a bolt of badly needed energy while helping you focus.

Here’s the rub…

When disaster strikes, healthy desserts will be hard if not impossible to find.

If stores close and supply chains are down, where will you get your favorite way to satisfy your sweet tooth?

You Don’t Skimp on Other Survival Food… Why Skimp on Dessert?

Even if you’ve got a stockpile of food on hand “just in case,” there could be a huge hole in your plan if you’re missing delectable dessert choices.

Some crumbly, dry cookies just won’t cut it. You may as well start munching on a plate of chalky drywall. Yuck!

And here’s something you can’t put a price on during a crisis…

Dessert could be part of the “glue” that holds everything together when things go bad.

The comforting taste of familiar, beloved desserts brings happiness and memories of better days gone by. It brings families together in solidarity and celebration when the going gets tough.

You can’t get that from a box of stale cookies!

But how do you add real, delicious dessert choices to your survival food stockpile?

I mean… real desserts are going to spoil quickly, right?

Not if you get the chance to discover something better.

Get Your Most Beloved “Sweet Treats” With Food4Patriots Deluxe Desserts Kit — Delicious, Nutritious and Good for Up to 25 Years!

Our Deluxe Desserts Kit is the only kit of its kind on the market today.

It’s a perfect mix of family favorite dessert foods. All packaged in re-sealable, airtight, space age Mylar pouches and tucked inside a stackable tote. Just like you’ve come to expect with our other survival food kits.

Keep all your individual packs in the tote, or take them on the go – it’s your choice.

Compact and discreet, you can store them anywhere – your garage, basement, RV, cabin, bug-out bag, or even your car!

Here's Exactly What You'll Get

Here’s what you’re going to get with each and every Deluxe Desserts Kit:

24 servings of Fudge Brownies
24 servings of Fudge Brownies
24 servings of Blueberry Muffins
24 servings of Blueberry Muffins
16 servings of Freeze-Dried Strawberries
16 servings of Freeze-Dried Strawberries
15 servings of Chocolate Pudding
15 servings of Chocolate Pudding
8 servings of Freeze-Dried Pineapple
8 servings of Freeze-Dried Pineapple
8 servings of Maple Grove Oatmeal
8 servings of Maple Grove Oatmeal

These are the desserts your family will crave meal after meal!

Lasts Up To 25 Years But Still Has Mouthwatering Flavor Like WhatMom Used to Make!

And everything is super easy to enjoy. Eat them straight out of the bag… or just add water and simmer!

We’ve truly thought of everything with this delicious kit so that you can conveniently enjoy the benefits of wholesome desserts every day… no matter what you hunger for.

Thick and scrumptious chocolate pudding, sinfully rich brownies, buttery blueberry muffins… even delicious and nutritious pairings of pineapple and strawberries! Plus, we’ve even thrown in our popular Maple Grove Oatmeal – which adds a touch of sweetness to your day, along with fiber and other nutrients, too.

Most other so called “dessert kits” on the market are really just a variety of bland, old, factory made cookies. In addition to tasting awful, most don’t offer any variety, either.

Not so with our Food4Patriots Deluxe Desserts Kit. You’ll enjoy a different dessert every day of the week – and have lots of ways to enjoy all of them together! Wow! 

You can even take them camping or use them in your favorite recipes. Have you ever tried Maple Grove Oatmeal with vanilla ice cream? Or how about brownies topped with chocolate pudding? Absolutely delish!

You get 95 total servings of “can’t-wait-to-devour” sweets and treats to help you survive the crisis we all know is coming.

So, How Much Does This Cost?

So now you know why you shouldn’t deny yourself or your family from indulging in dessert, and why it’s so important to include these sweet treats in your daily survival food plan.

And when a natural disaster happens, there won’t be opportunities to go to the nearest store and pick up all the ingredients you need to make your favorites!

Well, you know me well enough by now that I’ve made it my mission to help get as many Deluxe Desserts Kits as I can into the hands of my fellow patriots. And because I have been blessed with the ability to buy in bulk, I’m able to cut out the middleman and give these kits away for pennies on the dollar of what they’d normally cost.

And for a limited time, you can get our Deluxe Desserts Kit for the special promotional price of just $99.95!

That’s Just $1.05 Per Serving!

Normally, this kit would cost around $127. But for a limited time, I want to make it available to anyone that wants their family to have access to their favorite desserts… no matter what happens.

“Competitors'” dessert packages – remember those “dry as burnt toast” cookie collections I mentioned?!? – sell for TWICE what I’m going to charge you today, and they’re not even giving you brownies and chocolate pudding, much less REAL pineapples and strawberries! 

Be sure to jump on this opportunity folks. Food prices are going through the roof right now, and I’m struggling to keep these kits in stock. And if chocolate prices go up again like they did earlier this year, I’ll have to raise the price right back up.

Get your Deluxe Desserts Kit at this special introductory price while it is still available…

I’m not sure how long we will be able to offer this important kit for $99.95, just $1.05 per serving.

Click the "Add To Cart" button below now, and I'll rush your kit to your front door right away!

  • 24 servings of Fudge Brownies
  • 24 servings of Blueberry Muffins
  • 16 servings of Freeze-Dried Strawberries
  • 15 servings of Chocolate Pudding
  • 8 servings of Freeze-Dried Pineapple
  • 8 servings of Maple Grove Oatmeal

I’m Going to Add Something to Really Sweeten the Pot!

Just to make this a real “no brainer” for you, if you order 2 or more Deluxe Desserts Kits, I’ll throw in two special bonus gifts.

First, you’ll get FREE SHIPPING… a $14.95 per kit value.

Next, you’ll get a FREE 8-serving pack of Food4Patriots Freeze-Dried Strawberries with every kit you order, when you order two or more kits!

These are not ordinary strawberries, folks. These are good-for-25-years super survival strawberries guaranteed for long-term storage.

Valued at $9.95 each, these strawberries are a best-selling customer favorite. They can be eaten right out of the bag as a snack or added to your favorite recipes.

You get one FREE with each Deluxe Desserts Kit you order today, when you order 2 or more. Most customers do, they can’t seem to get enough!

But at this rock-bottom low price of just $1.05 per serving, demand for the Deluxe Desserts Kit is going through the roof. I’d hate to see your family miss out on their favorite desserts because my stock ran low and you couldn’t get more… so please act quickly before these kits sell out.

And remember…

You Are 100% Protected by My 365-Day Guarantee!

Guarantee #1: This is a 100% money-back guarantee. No questions asked. If for any reason you’re not satisfied with your Deluxe Desserts Kit(s), just return it within 365 days of purchase and I’ll refund 100% of your purchase price. If you try it and decide it’s not as delicious and satisfying as I promised, you can have your money back.

Guarantee #2: This is an unheard of 300% money back guarantee. It’s in addition to guarantee #1. If you open any of your Deluxe Desserts Kits anytime in the next 25 years (10 years for our Blueberry Muffins and Fudge Brownies) and find that your food has spoiled or gone bad, you can return your entire purchase and I will triple your money back!

That’s how confident I am that this food will remain just as delicious and nutritious for the next 25 years as it is on the day you buy it. Some of my friends said I was crazy to offer this double guarantee, but to be honest I’m not really worried about it, because I am so confident you’re going to see the value in your Deluxe Desserts Kit as soon as you have it in your hands.

Here’s What Patriots Just Like You Have to Say About Our Food4Patriots Kits...

Ruth Verrezano
May 30 at 8:09pm ·

Loved it! Tried the strawberries first and they didn’t last long! Not because the amount was not generous! It was! They were just so very good! I have since ordered another box of the same. Very good product! I will be a returning customer!

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Lyman Rathers
June 5 at 6:11pm ·

The brownies taste pretty darn good, AND delivery was on time.

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Marigold Martin
May 19 at 1:26pm ·

Excellent quality comfort foods to have on hand for a disaster or food shortage during a storm or other unplanned event.

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Kristy Bringley
April 29 at 7:42am ·

Just add water and you have great muffins! They are quick, moist and yummy.

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Most folks recognize the need to “fill in the gaps” of their survival food stockpile to make sure their family has important food like desserts available in a disaster.

Click the “Add to Cart” button below now, while I still have these kits in stock.

Hey listen… let’s get REAL… you don’t want to compromise on your family’s morale or wellbeing, right?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I just don’t know how long I’m going to be able to offer these Deluxe Desserts Kits at this low price, or even at all…

So claim your kit NOW by clicking the “Add to Cart” button, and have true peace of mind knowing your loved ones WON’T be without the familiar comfort of their sweet foods favorites in the coming crisis.

Get your Deluxe Desserts Kits now… while supplies last.

Click the button now and start your order.

  • 24 servings of Fudge Brownies
  • 24 servings of Blueberry Muffins
  • 16 servings of Freeze-Dried Strawberries
  • 15 servings of Chocolate Pudding
  • 8 servings of Freeze-Dried Pineapple
  • 8 servings of Maple Grove Oatmeal
Robert Linden
June 9 at 2:56pm ·

We are both 74 years old and were born and raised in the country. We love your oatmeal! It's so easy to make, we don't have to add anything to it, and it makes the house smell beautiful. We ate a lot of oatmeal growing up, and have to say your oatmeal tastes better than the oatmeal we were raised on! I've been a prepper for over 20 years, and have tried it all. We have to say, we LOVE your food and feel it's a great choice. It's so easy and tastes good too!

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Anthony Winner
June 5 at 9:05am ·

I bought this for emergencies and long term storage. The price was right!

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